So thats a dolphin boner, eh..

Scarier than a shark attack.

she really was asking for it in those flippers. lol- flipper

It pisses me off how she just stays in the pool.

King of the Hill.

IN fairness, she was kind of giving him a sign

that dude is pretty useless in defending her honor…

Amateur. Everyone knows that you have to separate the lady from her pod and deny her food for several days before she'll give in and let you at it.

Just for a second, baby.

The thing about this is that i've heard about this happening a lot. People will go swimming with the dolphins at sea parks or whatever, and then they'll start feeling something wrap around their leg.

He's so persistent !

He's swimming through the water
Sniffing your lady's butt
Tryna rape em so y'all need to
Hide yo kids, hide your wife. I guess The Oatmeal can add this to his 5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth.

…I just watched a woman get sexually assaulted by an aquatic mammal. Why do I feel like my life is complete?

He prolly smells fish.

How does the dolphin know which human is the female? and how does he know where the womans reproductive organs are? i demand an explanation.

this is why you should always carry a dolphin rape whistle.