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Your Ovaries Will Not Survive Shirtless Tom Hardy

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!

Tom Hardy covers the May issue of Details magazine, squinting into the camera like a sexy hobo.

He's also shirtless...

And chillin' with the cutest dog.

In the magazine he talks about Mad Max, loving dogs, masculinity, and being a dad.

Mad Max is, like, the coolest superhero that a boy could get. 'Cause there's no cape, there's no rubber suit. There's no flying. Nothing really hurts Batman or Superman. Everything hurts in Mad Max.
My primary relationship was with myself, and that was interrupted irrevocably when I found out I was going to be a father. It cut out so much shit from my head.

He also spills a little about what it was like going to school with Michael Fassbender.

Mikey Fassbender, he was in the third year, and he was, like, the shit. I've got mad respect for him. I'd love to go up against him on stage.

What a time to be alive.