Here’s a really trashy news article with some of the most ridiculous quotes I’ve ever seen. One of my favorites: “Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.”
What you are about to read may change you forever.
by Matt Stopera
Never forget that “safe D begins with me.”