Despite having lived in the south for all 31 years of my life, I do not relate to any of these. I must not actually be southern.

I wanted #13 so bad growing up, but my parents would never get it. Finally, when I was about 25, my mom gave me a Barbie dream house Christmas ornament and told me that she had finally given me the thing I always wanted. Cruel.

I feel like #2 describes every Valentine’s Day I’ve ever had.

Hmm. His ratings don’t average out to “5 out of 5” stars. And why would he want to put that he’s gotten any 1 star ratings anyway?

No mention of wooden pallets?

Are they still so big that you can’t include them when you play Barbies unless you pretend they are giants?

For me, it’s 50% Samoas and 50% Thin Mints.

“That’s not a real puppy. That’s too small to be a real puppy.”

Is it just me or does #22 look like Jack Nicholson?