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Funny Walk Of Shame Stories Presented By Cute Pugs

The walk of shame can be embarrassing, but you know what softens the blow? A good sense of humor and cute pugs! Own your walk of shame with Svedka Vodka, and turn your walk of shame into a badge of honor on Facebook.

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  • Marion's Story: The Fame Lobster

    Marion's Story : The Fame Lobster

    "I get invited to a nautical theme party." (image via)

  • "So, I call this costume shop, and they say, 'I got this lobster costume. It's a big hit!...

    "So, I call this costume shop, and they say, 'I got this lobster costume. It's a big hit!'" (image via)

  • At the party: "So this guy walks up to me and was like 'A lobster, I love it!' So we sta...

    At the party: "So this guy walks up to me and was like 'A lobster, I love it!' So we start dancing, and he totally gets it. And the next thing I know, we're at his place." (image via)

  • "And um, you know, he really got me to come out of my shell." (image via)

    "And um, you know, he really got me to come out of my shell." (image via)

  • "So the next morning, I wake up, and I figure out I have about 45 minutes to get to work. I get t...

    "So the next morning, I wake up, and I figure out I have about 45 minutes to get to work. I get to work, and I see EVERYBODY in the conference room. And I was like, 'Yes, i am having a walk of shame right now.'
    I just held my head up high, and I walked passed them. Whatever, my night was better than your year!"     (image via)

  • Mark's Story: The Pedi Cab Ride Back Home

    Mark's Story : The Pedi Cab Ride Back Home

    "I used to drive a pedi cab, which is a bicycle taxi." (image via)

  • "I see these two women in their early to mid 30s. I'm 22, and I have dreadlocks down to here....

    "I see these two women in their early to mid 30s. I'm 22, and I have dreadlocks down to here." (image via)

  • "And they call me over. I end up with one of the ladies in some dark, back alley on the Upper Eas...

    "And they call me over. I end up with one of the ladies in some dark, back alley on the Upper East Side on the back of my tricycle and making out. "

  • "Then they said that if I took them back to Brooklyn, they'd reward me. So that meant, I had...

    "Then they said that if I took them back to Brooklyn, they'd reward me. So that meant, I had to ride my tricycle back first thing in the morning! Riding a tricycle empty to Manhattan over a bridge& I mean, that's the ultimate walk of shame, right?"

  • Christopher's Story: The Breakfast That Never Was

    Christopher's Story : The Breakfast That Never Was

    "I was partying with a couple of friends of mine. We were asked to go to the VIP section because of our extravagant outfits." (image via)

  • "I then started to get close to this woman/man. We had a lovely conversation. We began making out...

    "I then started to get close to this woman/man. We had a lovely conversation. We began making out for some time. Although, I felt I was making out with my sister &/or brother at the time." (image via)

  • "I ended up in a cab going to someone's apartment and in the bed of somebody I didn't kno...

    "I ended up in a cab going to someone's apartment and in the bed of somebody I didn't know. So, I left my dignity on the dance floor." (image via)

  • "Rest assured, I got up and did a Houdini act. I'm a little disappointed because he looked li...

    "Rest assured, I got up and did a Houdini act. I'm a little disappointed because he looked like a guy who could make a good breakfast." (image via)