The 15 People You Meet At Happy Hour

After a long day, nothing beats going to your favorite watering hole for some discounted drinks while mingling with the happy-hour regulars.

1. The person who just had the worst day ever.

Don’t make eye contact until their third drink.

2. The important businessperson.

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They probably work in finance and they will not hesitate to remind you how much money they make.

3. The person aggressively doing shots.

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Tonight is gonna RULE. Tomorrow however, is not looking so great.

4. The person on the prowl.

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So what if its 7PM on a Wednesday, you gotta lock these things up.

5. The karaoke fiend.

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Keep them away from the microphone at all costs.

6. The trivia enthusiast.

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Can be located via matching t-shirts.

7. The person who just got a promotion/new job.

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Stay close to them, its the key to free drinks.

8. The person who just wants their wine.

Give them a bottle and stand back.

9. The person there for the appetizers.

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Don’t get in the way between them and their half-off nachos.

10. The serial networker.

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No I don’t want your business card, and I really don’t want to hear about your new startup for this “cloud” I’ve been hearing about.

11. The group taking up 3 tables.

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You can’t sit with us.

12. The creeper.

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Backs away slowly

13. The old person.

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They’ve been sitting in that bar since it was an underground speakeasy.

14. The dancer.

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THIS. IS. MY. JAM.

15. The intern.

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Who are you again?

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