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So apparently there’s this bar in Pennyslvania called Bill’s Bar.
So what does the underage guy do?
He picks up a dead groundhog and a dead grouse.
A grouse looks basically like a chicken.
Except it has fluff in its nostrils. And sometimes all over its chest.
And then a groundhog is obviously a groundhog.
So Underage Pennsylvania Guy, instead of complaining to the managament at Bill’s Bar or maybe just sipping a Coors Light alone on his porch, decides to protest by throwing these two dead creatures into the tavern.
Are you SERIOUS, Underage Pennsylvania Guy?! You threw THAT thing into Bill’s Bar?!
Plus also THAT?! Except for it was a DEAD one?!
Ridiculous, says the grouse. This is just ridiculous. I’m not sure I feel safe in our nation anymore.
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