1. You Still Have to Wake Up
No you don’t have to put on pants, but you still have to be conscious before noon. A definite negative.
2. No Free Snacks*
You have to BUY your own chips to eat nonstop throughout the day. How much does a bag of Cheetos cost in today’s free market? $4?
*Not applicable to Government jobs.
3. What if Law & Order: SVU isn’t on?
Do other shows come on during the daytime? I think not.
4. Your Roommate Might Be There
Did they die or are they really taking a 2 hour-long shower? As long as they pay rent, do I care?
Answer = No
5. Your WiFi crashes
How am I supposed to update my Sherlock Tumblr??
6. Cabin Fever starts to set in
WILL I EVER FIND LOVE IN THIS COLD DARK WORLD?*
7. People stop answering your emails
Whatever, I’ll order some pizza and make sure Lady Mary hasn’t died yet on Downton Abbey.