Personally I was very offended by what Richard implied. Richard, you’re a cunt.

A tip every single time you buy a drink! What fresh hell is that? I’ll take crap customer service over that any day.

The first one didn’t happen during childhood. He was about 21 and had already moved to Man City when it happened.

Getting pretty sick of people moaning about things they don’t have to do. If you don’t want to go out then don’t. Your friends can go out and you can sit inside on your own and buy a cat.

You can drink on trains. You can’t drink on the tube, but I’ve never been stopped anyway.

There’s no such thing as an English accent or a Scottish accent, if you want to get picky. I’m from Manchester and I’m living in London. I don’t sound anything like the people down here. I know people from Glasgow and Dundee, and they sound nothing alike.

London’s a horrible place to live. A fantastic place to visit but spend a week here, then get the hell out of Dodge. The people are rude and selfish. The idea that London is a multicultural, singing, dancing paradise is nonsense. Area’s of the city can be classed as ghetto’s where people of certain origins only ever mix with people of the same origin. It’s expensive and hoovers up all the countries money for development projects such as building a huge dome and putting nothing in it, or a ruddy great spike in the middle of the city, or a football stadium that gets used five times a year, or a third runway for an airport in a city that is already served by three separate airports etc. The idea that number 36 is exclusive to London is bullshit and shows an arrogance on the part of the (I assume) London based writer. In no city in the UK would a war have started after what happened to that soldier, but a war did break out on the streets of London when an armed and dangerous man was shot by police nearly two years ago. The riots in London were pretty extreme in their nature.  And I will never understand how any Londoner could ever complain about public transport. The tube and bus services in London outrank everything else in the country by miles (they should do with the amount of money that goes into them). If any Londoner ever left their cosy fucking pit they might realise how good they’ve got it in that respect.  Rant over. It’s a touchy subject.

What a cunt.

Why is there a man with a walkie talkie in a dress and lipstick in the background? He doesn’t look like an actor. Is that just how he dresses? Is he a runner?  Clearly, he’s the real story here.

I’ve been saying for years how fucking terrible Baz Luhrman is. Thank you for understanding.