Cinemasins did it better.
Cinemasins did it better.
Could make a joke about catholic priests and young boys but I won’t.
4 is a Thunderbirds reference. GAWD!
I love people who hate pizza. Just means more for me.
Yeah, I don’t think the bloke in 17 is feeling the effects of alcohol. Looks like he’s pretty deep in the k-hole.
30. No it ain’t.
Glasgow should be pronounced rhyming with “mow”, not “cow” like every single American does.
I guess I’m the only one that London let go off then. Live there a few years and then get the fuck out of Dodge.
There’s nothing that represents first world problems more than a fat person complaining about the hardships of being fat.
I think they’re both bloody awful.
First world problem.
J.J.Abrams? In the last Star Trek film Uhura was a horrible, whiny nag and Alice Eve’s character was an idiot who got outsmarted continually and lucky that all the other characters around her were equally as stupid.
Sounds fucking terrible.
“No invisible sky daddy is going to stop me using my full f**king range of expression!” But apparently you won’t use it when writing an internet article. Perhaps you aren’t as fucking free and easy as you’d like us to think.
I would have said no.
Have Mori Pictures ever seen a picture of Alan Shearer or Sir Alex Ferguson?
I always wondered why the wizards didn’t ask the government for a lend of the army. The evil wizards are a threat to muggles and wizards, so surely muggles should be warned and asked to help in killing Voldemort. A wand can kill someone but so can a gun. Watching Voldemort go up against the good wizards AND the British army, I tend to think the fight would have been over a lot sooner.
Nah. Birmingham is still a shit hole. It’s just a rather large shit hole. You could be the smartest person in the world, but if you come from Birmingham no one is going to take you seriously. You just sound thick.
How can the Aztec temple in Mexico City dominate the skyline when it’s clearly underground?
Personally I was very offended by what Richard implied. Richard, you’re a cunt.
A tip every single time you buy a drink! What fresh hell is that? I’ll take crap customer service over that any day.
The first one didn’t happen during childhood. He was about 21 and had already moved to Man City when it happened.
Getting pretty sick of people moaning about things they don’t have to do. If you don’t want to go out then don’t. Your friends can go out and you can sit inside on your own and buy a cat.
You can drink on trains. You can’t drink on the tube, but I’ve never been stopped anyway.
There’s no such thing as an English accent or a Scottish accent, if you want to get picky. I’m from Manchester and I’m living in London. I don’t sound anything like the people down here. I know people from Glasgow and Dundee, and they sound nothing alike.
London’s a horrible place to live. A fantastic place to visit but spend a week here, then get the hell out of Dodge. The people are rude and selfish. The idea that London is a multicultural, singing, dancing paradise is nonsense. Area’s of the city can be classed as ghetto’s where people of certain origins only ever mix with people of the same origin. It’s expensive and hoovers up all the countries money for development projects such as building a huge dome and putting nothing in it, or a ruddy great spike in the middle of the city, or a football stadium that gets used five times a year, or a third runway for an airport in a city that is already served by three separate airports etc. The idea that number 36 is exclusive to London is bullshit and shows an arrogance on the part of the (I assume) London based writer. In no city in the UK would a war have started after what happened to that soldier, but a war did break out on the streets of London when an armed and dangerous man was shot by police nearly two years ago. The riots in London were pretty extreme in their nature. And I will never understand how any Londoner could ever complain about public transport. The tube and bus services in London outrank everything else in the country by miles (they should do with the amount of money that goes into them). If any Londoner ever left their cosy fucking pit they might realise how good they’ve got it in that respect. Rant over. It’s a touchy subject.
What a cunt.
Why is there a man with a walkie talkie in a dress and lipstick in the background? He doesn’t look like an actor. Is that just how he dresses? Is he a runner? Clearly, he’s the real story here.
I’ve been saying for years how fucking terrible Baz Luhrman is. Thank you for understanding.
The Apocalypse is some other worldly shit. Only experienced it once but that one time I spent 23 straight hours in bed trying not to go the way of Jimi Hendrix and staring at the ceiling, willing it to stop spinning. I genuinely considered writing a will, just incase it was possible to die from a hangover.
Chip on your shoulder much?
He’s got a point though.
The “American” spirit, because every other country would just devolve into some sort of Mad Max style wasteland were this to happen to them. Get over yourself.
How about the entire 1998 Romanian World Cup team?
After 3 years in London, I’m moving back up to Manchester in July. Sod you London and you’re fantastic transport and better job prospects. I’m off to get rained on and have someone thank me for holding a door open. It’s the little things.
Something I’ve noticed about America is that when there is any form of triumph carried out by a small group of individuals, in this case the police force who captured the bomber, it is a victory attributed to the whole country. The little American flags come out and it’s all USA! USA! USA! When there is a tragedy carried out by one person or a small group, even one consisting of American’s, it’s just “a lone, crazed individual” or “people with dangerous ideals”. Not saying it’s necessarily a bad thing, just seems strange to me because in my country it’s completely the other way round.
Fucking spoiler warnings, Buzzfeed.
Get fucked. The reason we are in the worst recession for decades is because of the ideals of Thatcherism and the policies she put forward.
“What’s better than an X-Factor-winning girlband?” Herpes. Tornados. The Third Reich.
“I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.” “I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster.” It makes as much sense.