13 Reasons Rebel Wilson Would Be The Greatest Wingwoman

Not that you didn’t know that already… But in case you need a reminder, Rebel is back in ABC’s Super Fun Night to remind you why you should never go out without her by your side. Season premiere tonight at 9:30|8:30c on ABC. posted on

1. Firstly, there is no one more fierce than Rebel.

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2. Look at this wardrobe! She’s literally got the perfect outfit for every occasion.

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3. If you’re lucky, maybe she’ll let you wear some of her swag when you go out.

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4. With Rebel, it’s first class all the way.

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5. She can get you into any club she wants.

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Whether the bouncer likes it or not.

6. And once you’re in, she can teach you one of her famous dance moves.

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7. If you’re looking to find your future hubby/wifey, she can teach you the art of subtle flirtation.

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Rebel is your sensei, young grasshopper.

8. Or maybe you can borrow from her arsenal of foolproof pickup lines.

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9. She’s got the male species wrapped around her finger.

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10. You want to see them krump in their skivvies? Rebel’s got you.

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11. She might even share a few of her private-time tricks with you.

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12. But in case you’re just trying to have a ladies’ night, Rebel will help you ward off the creeps.

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13. And if they don’t take the hint, there’s a good chance she’s packing heat.

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No matter what happens, with Rebel as your wingwoman it’s sure to be a Super Fun Night!

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