Actually, a REALLY good plastic surgeon is so subtle in their work you can’t really tell WHAT the difference is, just something is a bit different. I.E. This is why anybody that wants a good surgeon in the U.S. needs to go to NYC and not LA or Dallas.

Um Buzzfeed, I think you forgot one very important reason: He’s into yoga and EXTREMELY flexible. #justsayin’

Manicured toes. Frizz-free curls. Phhhh…

His parents should be extremely proud of him. It’s obvious they’ve taught him the value of ALL life and empathy for animals. Sadly, the same can not be said of the boys that were torturing this poor animal. Absuing pets is usually an early warning sign of serial killers and sociopaths — draw your own conclusions.

Thanks, Jen. You finally proved that K Stew’s acting simply sucks and that weed isn’t to blame.

I think my horror over Valentine’s Day was just officially solidified.

I moved to NYC right at the height of the P. Posse drama. Many a night I would be at a club and all the model twits in the place would lose their shit when they’d find out Leo and Tobey were in the VIP room. Beyond that all I recall is having to wait in long ass lines in the cold because these idiots were about to roll up and nobody could get in until their security gave the OK.

Oh and they grow micro vegetation on their backs because seeds and poop drop on them from trees and animals — yummy!

Another example of the saying “no good deed goes unpunished.” Had a coworker several years ago that saw a homeless woman hanging out near his apartment in Brooklyn. Feeling like he should do something, he stopped by the local Subway and ordered her lunch and several bottles of water. Proud of himself, he sought her out and explained he wanted to make sure she ate something. Her response? She looked at the food disdainfully and said “That’s all you got? I was hoping for some Chinese.” #TrueStory.