1. Is it one of any number of “Law and Order” cast-members?
2. Jessica Simpson, chicken by the sea and all?
3. Is it Will Smith even though you think his movies suck?
4. Is it Lena Dunham, even though you totally hated “Girls” at first?
5. Bill Murray, even though he’s totally old enough to be your dad?
6. Is it Peter Dinklage, even though you normally only date people who are taller than you?
7. Or is it Rachel Dratch, cause she always makes you laugh?
8. Or Whoopi Goldberg, even though you DON’T think she’s funny?
10. Tilda Swinton, even though you’re pretty sure she’s not from this planet?
11. Or Simon Cowell, even though (or because?) he’s a huge jerk?
Show us yours in the comments!