1. Joffrey Baratheon: Where Is The Birth Certificate?
“The cost of peat moss is through the thatched roof!”
2. Robb Stark: The Biggest Celebrity in The North
“Send a raven to Winterfell now and tell Robb Stark to go home!”
3. Daenerys Targaryen: Wrong for Dragons, Wrong for the Realm
“Would you trust her with your kids?”