Your friends are totally inadequate when compared to miniature donkeys.
Especially when the miniature donkey is named SNUGGLE POT.
This one's name is Livingstone.
And this chihuahua carrier is Allegra.
They live in Yea, Australia, at a magical utopia called Amelia Rise Donkeys.
When you're friends with a miniature donkey you are never sad.
Honestly, how could you be?
So go out and find a miniature donkey to hug, stat. You won't be sorry.