1. Last month, you were sporting a goatee of sorts.
2. You look great for 48, bro!
3. But why so serious?
4. Look, here’s a sculpture someone made of your face.
5. See, doesn’t that make you feel better?
8. After all, you own this fabulous shirt
10. You exorcized a ton of demons.
11. You got to wear this coat for three whole movies!
12. US Weekly says people want you (and they do).
13. You saved all those people on that bus.
14. You were enlightened.
15. You fought Dracula
16. I mean, WHOA.
17. Man, you were in one of the best movies of all time!
18. No really, you are a pretty good actor sometimes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU!
- The U.S. government is investigating possible unlawful coordination by some airlines to keep prices high ✈️
- U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will travel to Cuba later this summer for the opening of a U.S. embassy there.
- Mozambique implemented a new criminal code that removes a colonial-era law criminalizing homosexuality.