Happy Birthday, Keanu Reeves!

Please don’t be sad. Let’s count backwards together.

1. Last month, you were sporting a goatee of sorts.

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August, 2012

2. You look great for 48, bro!

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August, 2012

3. But why so serious?

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February, 2012

4. Look, here’s a sculpture someone made of your face.

2011

5. See, doesn’t that make you feel better?

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2011

6. No?

May, 2010

7. You should really feel better about yourself

2009

8. After all, you own this fabulous shirt

2007

9. You time-traveled for love

2006

10. You exorcized a ton of demons.

2005

11. You got to wear this coat for three whole movies!

1999

12. US Weekly says people want you (and they do).

1995

13. You saved all those people on that bus.

1994

14. You were enlightened.

1993

15. You fought Dracula

1992

16. I mean, WHOA.

1991

17. Man, you were in one of the best movies of all time!

1991

18. No really, you are a pretty good actor sometimes.

1991

19. We love you, Keanu. So cheer up!

1989

20. …Whoa.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU!

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