19 Depressing One-Star Reviews Of Classic Literature

All the kids that ruined English class are back to haunt you on the internet. :(

1. Paradise Lost: Boring Peotry.

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2. This sorry excuse for a book, To Kill A Mockingbird.

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3. That damn Marxist Walt Whitman…

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4. Big Brother this, Big Brother that.

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5. Driving this potent critique of Ray Bradbury home.

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6. The EXTREME EXPERIENCES of Holden Caulfield.

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7. The Brothers Karamozov: What happens when publishers pay authors by the page.

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8. RANCID MILK aka Oedipus Rex.

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9. Not at all like the Disney movie…

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10. There’s actually a chapter called The Eye and other revelations about Moby Dick

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11. “Riker is distracting” by the Harvard Classics Library.

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12. Kurt Vonnegut’s similarity to athlete’s foot.

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13. Maybe people were less educated in earlier centuries?

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14. People only say The Sun Also Rises is good because they want to fit in.

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15. What DOES make a classic book?

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16. Dracula just has nothing on Twilight.

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17. That Anne Frank: such a whiner.

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18. A book should NOT have to be discussed to be understood!!!

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