Summer Anne Burton received an "Ew" badge on Aug 19 because their post was, frankly, disgusting. It's important to have a little gross stuff in your life every now and then. Builds character or something.
Summer Anne Burton received a "Fail" badge on Apr 28 because their post was full of fail. Like, I mean, the post itself was good. Great even. But the content was, like, kind of "faily." You know? Yeah, I don't really know either.
Summer Anne Burton received an "LOL" badge on Apr 23 because their post made people laugh. Out loud. Not literally. Why do we say LOL when we don't mean it? That's one for the philosophers, I guess. Anyway, point being, their post was funny. That should have been a way easier point to make than it was.
Summer Anne Burton received a "Win" badge on Apr 23 because of how goddamn awesome their post was. Somebody call the Awesome Police, because this post was effing awesome. I totally just ruined that, didn't I?
Summer Anne Burton earned an "Awwwww" badge on Aug 22 because they shared something with the group that was VERY VERY CUTE. Like possibly even dangerously cute. Actually, seriously - be careful with all that cute you're just throwing around, Summer Anne Burton. You could hurt somebody.
Summer Anne Burton earned a "Classy" badge on Feb 22 either because they did something hell of classy or because they did something that wasn't very classy at all and we were being ironic. Frankly, either option is pretty damn cool in our books.
Summer Anne Burton earned a "Cool Story Bro" badge on Feb 22! We're not totally sure why because we are not hip to the kids' lingo these days on account of the fact that we are so, so old. Cool story though.
Summer Anne Burton earned a "Facepalm" badge on Feb 22 because, well, facepalm. "Facepalm" is what you say when someone does something unbelievably stupid like trying to explain a pretty common piece of Internet terminology to a bunch of people on the Internet.
Summer Anne Burton earned an "LMAO" badge on Feb 22 because they posted something very funny and then we all (figuratively) laughed until (again, figuratively) our backsides literally became detached from our legs and fell crashing to the floor in a horrible mess of flesh and gore. We would ROTFL, but that would just exacerbate the problem.
Summer Anne Burton earned an "OMFG" badge on Feb 22 because they posted something that made everyone so incredibly surprised and impressed that they were moved to exclaim and to interject an expletive into that exclamation and then to turn the whole thing into an acronym, thereby blunting the initial force of the expletive but not the intensity of the emotion that inspired the reaction in the first place.
Summer Anne Burton earned a "Wut" badge on Feb 22 for a post that was extremely confusing and perhaps a little bit worrying but also, surely, if you can't say inane and convoluted things on the Internet, what the hell do we even have an Internet for? Never be ashamed to express yourself. Never ever ever.