1.
"Hey, I'm going to bed..."
2.
Any physical contact beyond hug and you will literally burst into flames.
3.
It's a very direct correlation.
4.
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ANONYMOUS TURNED ON.
5.
"Sure, I'll be there!" *furiously reloads RSVP list*
6.
You're not faking, it just HAPPENS.
7.
~*~*~*~*~ their face ~*~*~*~*~
8.
"I'll wait five minutes before I like this so they won't know I'm reloading their page over and over."
9.
The days when they fav >1 thing are literally the best days of your life.