2. Your parents (who aren’t even your real parents) are always putting crap on you. Like…
3. Things that are hard to figure out how to tie.
7. Sweaters your aunt made you that you have to pretend to like.
11. “Autumn” bandanas that don’t match your fur tone.
17. Sundaes you can’t even eat.
23. Prison stripes… even though you didn’t even do anything wrong!
In The News Today
- California Republican Kevin McCarthy has dropped out of the race to be the next speaker of the U.S. House. ›
- FIFA has suspended its president Sepp Blatter, secretary general Jerome Valcke, and vice-president Michel Platini for 90 days. ›
- Congressional Democrats are urging the TSA to change its screening procedures for transgender passengers. ›