1.Sometimes I wonder if I'll start having more useless meetings than there are hours in the day.
2.I wish I had hobbies, but all I do on my weekends is TRY to sleep, and think about work.
3.This paperwork will never cease. Or mean anything.
4.Tell me more about your raise, please. No, I didn't get one this year.
5.Of course I can stay late.
6.Does anyone else in this office ever think about escaping through the window? Just me?
7.Oh cool, another harassment training class.
8.I just realized that the only people here more miserable than I am are the people whose jobs I should be trying to get.
9.I dreamed a dream in time gone by.
10.I thought this vacation would would make me feel better, but 5 days felt like 5 hours.
11.This tie is a noose.
12.We're running out of office space.
13.Just another Friday night, trying to get to zero inbox.
14.Sometimes I walk by the CEO's office door and I'm pretty sure he's just sleeping in there. Maybe I could kill him?
15.If I have to smell my coworker's disgusting lunch one more time, I'm going to snap.
16.Good thing my girlfriend is just as dedicated to her job as I am, so we can be lifeless zombies illuminated only by the light of our technology... together.
17.I did all this for money and the money makes me feel... nothing at all.
18.Help.
19.I've spent my entire life helping someone else's dream become a reality.
