1. This mysterious guy who’s new in town
Truth be told, the bank heist was the easy part. Keeping the details of his new identity straight has been the challenge.
2. This miser
Bootsie, who believe it or not makes thousands of dollars a day working from home, is like the worst tipper.
3. This hard-to-please aristocat
Kenley is trying hard to hide her disgust that she has to choke down British caviar like some kind of stray.
4. This sporty Italian import (and his car)
Tomas didn’t buy this car because he has a tiny penis. All cats have tiny penises. Tomas bought this car because he’s RICH.
5. This cat is an actual princess.
But she would give it all up in a heartbeat to be with Baggsy, the feral stray she loves.
6. This treasure-hunting twosome
Because they found the wreck in international waters, Bonnie and Blackwell were allowed to keep everything they found.
7. This lonely monarch
Now that Leopold has servants to catch birds for him, his life is somehow… empty.
8. This millionaire pop-artist
Mini received some hate from the rest of the art community for going commercial so fast, but as she defiantly told the Times, “it’s not selling out, it’s cashing in.”
9. This cat-pack heartthrob
Most people assume Red got rich from his album sales, but in truth it was all about wise investing.
10. This internet mogul
Jared made a cool gazill when Facebook went public, and now he mainly hangs out with the waterfront strays in Ibiza and drinks gin.
11. This heiress’s heiress
One of these two ladies stands to inherit more than 70 million Euros. The other one is wearing a blue dress.