I did that little kid thing where you start off screaming and just begin sobbing, having accepted that something awful has happened to you. I need to go find someone’s tummy to cry into now.

People like you get hot under the collar about free speech because you have no idea what it means. Idiots like you think the 1st amendment is a personal entitlement to be able to do or say whatever jackass thing you’d like without consequence. If you’re going to bitch about your rights as an American at least read the goddamn Constitution yourself.

Did FDR really have all those damn kids? Wikipedia says no, but I wonder…

Janis Ian?

THIS IS HOW YOU TURN A VIDEO INTO A LIST ARTICLE BUZZFEED ALL OTHER CONTRIBUTORS TAKE NOTICE AND JUST DO THIS PLEASE

People really shouldn’t leave giant bags of garbage sitting out in the open like that. I mean, people sit on those benches. It’s disgusting.

wtf #13 They can manipulate inanimate objects in the environment in order to complete a subgoal that achieves a larger goal. When did this cognitive development happen. I’m scared.

Hey fuck you, they look like they’re having fun.

HE DOESN’T PAY YOU SHIT, THE BASTARD

Also, try taking the J anywhere between Manhattan and Broadway Junction.