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People expect to be seated ASAP
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And sit at dirty tables
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And flag the server down
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Before they're actually ready to order
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And ask, "What's YOUR favorite thing on the menu."
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And order while they're on the phone
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And expect the restaurant to suit their weird dietary needs.
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Then tell the server to smile
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And ask about her tattoos
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They let their kid play with the sugar cubes
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And ask the staff to charge their phone
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They eat the bar's garnishes
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They leave a huge mess
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When the food comes, they return it for no reason
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Then change their kid's diaper at the table!
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Or break up with their boyfriend/girlfriend
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They stay at the same table for HOURS
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They complain about the prices
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They split the check 15 ways
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And tip less than twenty percent!
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They make the server feel like this