Tila Tequila Is Some Kind Of Hyper-Human

The former “Shot of Love” star and Myspace celebrity speaks openly of time travel, galactic encounters, and the 4th dimension on her Facebook page. It all makes sense, really.

1. Okay, sure. That’s not too out of the question.

2. Apparently, Miss Tila has died several times. It’s okay, so have I.

4. You ever hit one of these with your car? It’s awful.

6. “Galactic Ambassador Tila Tequila”

7. She doesn’t let the haters get to her.

No, you “GTFO”, Martin.

8. This sounds almost identical to a voicemail I left on an ex-girlfriend’s phone once.

9. Tila wants you to know that your are beautiful, inside and out.

At the end of the day, all of her messages are positive, so who cares if the other stuff is probably some kind of horrible warning sign of the dawning of the War of the Nebulons, as fire will soon fall upon the Earth as the Black Sun fades into the House of the Ninth Scroll?

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