Well, this frees me up to do other things now.

Second/Third all the other comments: It's a Japanese tv show covering an event accomplished by Chinese students.

This is chinese kids. They are counting in Chinese. This is merely televised by a Japanese tv show.

Damn, I bet practicing that was harder than actually doing it.

I always thought that I'd be angry or hurt if my record were ever broken. I've been dreading it all this time. But really all I'm feeling is a sense of freedom and liberation. I don't have anything to prove to anybody. I'm going to go open an ice cream shop just like I always wanted.

I love their spiffy track suits.

Meh, I could do that.

Why is there a world record for this to even begin with?

Oops, sorry wrong link. Here's the source:
http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/05/04/mega-jump-rope-world-record/

I smell a new obstacle on Wipeout…

This is Japanese, not Chinese.

Uhhhh… This is Japanese…