Stuart Waterman
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10 Things Your Accountant Will Never Say
Turns out your grocery receipt is not tax deductible. You learn something every day.
Office Chat Cliches - Infographic
A graphical representation of banal office chat. Display it in your cubicle and watch the quality of your interactions *soar*.
Boxer Shorts Review Goes Off-piste
"Sometimes I wonder what it must have been like in the olden days, when our forbears had to sport pants made of feathers and blood."
Mentally Disturbed Woman Mistaken For A Witch
"The alleged witch was carrying one fat cake and a piece of uncooked meat."
Sade Waits Until Her 50s to Utilise Her Breasts in a Music Video
Sade's Babyfather video contains some assets she has hitherto failed to highlight.
The Worst Pop Star Neighbours
Who needs Elton John's rotting flowers tainting one's neighbourhood with an aura of decay? NOT YOU.
I Want To Be A Jellymonger
I'm pretty sure my teacher never told me I could be a Jellymonger when I grew up. I should have gone to Robin Fegan's school.
Download Festival As Reviewed By Text Message
Faith No More performed their first festival set in years at Download, and MCT spared no expense in dipatching someone to review the event via text message
Courtney Love's Twitter Fed Through Babel Fish Translator
An attempt to see if Babel Fish Translator can make sense out of Courtney Love's Twitter updates.
10 Songs Not To Sing In The Shower If There's A Killer Stalking You
This is what happens if you watch too much Dexter in one sitting.
Omegle Used to Review Lady Sovereign's New Song
Collaborative Twitter reviews are a bit old hat now, so this is an attempt at crowdsourcing opinion for Lady Sov's new track.
U2's New Single As Reviewed On Twitter
Can't be bothered to review U2's 3,947th single? Ask your Twitter followers to do it for you!
A Guide To Pretty Crying For The Modern Woman
"Remember: tears should cascade softly (and, where, possible in slow motion); they should *never* rain down angrily."
Tinchy Stryder Has Lost His Woman But We Will Help Him Find Her
It's a web 2.0 pop music detective saga, encompassing Twitter, Facebook and - among other online faves - the Prime Minister's petition website.
"Rock & Roll In My Butthole" Among AVN Adult Movie Awards "Best Original Song" Nominees
Sadly no clips can be found for "Big Phat Apple Bootys 13". No SFW song clips, anyway.
Mark Morrison Disses Hometown, Compares Self to Beatles
Mark Morrison - he is famous, honest - claims his hometown of Leicester, England has shown him "nothing but contempt". Also, he's The Beatles of Leicester, OK?
Terrifying XBox Fanatic Shows Off His "XBox Room"
This guy's brain, when x-rayed, looks like the red ring of death.
Live in Mario Land
Decorate your entire abode in Nintendo-themed graphics. At least you won't have to wait for the plumber ever again.
Bandages That Look Like Bacon
Try not eating your wounds now!
The Smoothest Dog Ever
Try looking this louche, humans. You can't.