Mentally Disturbed Woman Mistaken For A Witch on bringbacklostlover.tumblr.com ›

“The alleged witch was carrying one fat cake and a piece of uncooked meat.”

Stuart Waterman a year ago respond

Sade Waits Until Her 50s to Utilise Her Breasts in a Music Video

Sade's Babyfather video contains some assets she has hitherto failed to highlight. View Media ›

Stuart Waterman 2 years ago respond

The Worst Pop Star Neighbours on blog.luckyvoice.com ›

Who needs Elton John's rotting flowers tainting one's neighbourhood with an aura of decay? NOT YOU.

Stuart Waterman 2 years ago respond

I Want To Be A Jellymonger on blog.luckyvoice.com ›

I'm pretty sure my teacher never told me I could be a Jellymonger when I grew up. I should have gone to Robin Fegan's school.

Stuart Waterman 2 years ago respond

Download Festival As Reviewed By Text Message on mychemicaltoilet.com ›

Faith No More performed their first festival set in years at Download, and MCT spared no expense in dipatching someone to review the event via text message

Stuart Waterman 2 years ago respond

Courtney Love's Twitter Fed Through Babel Fish Translator on mychemicaltoilet.com ›

An attempt to see if Babel Fish Translator can make sense out of Courtney Love's Twitter updates.

Stuart Waterman 3 years ago respond

10 Songs Not To Sing In The Shower If There's A Killer Stalking You on mychemicaltoilet.com ›

This is what happens if you watch too much Dexter in one sitting.

Stuart Waterman 3 years ago respond

Omegle Used to Review Lady Sovereign's New Song on mychemicaltoilet.com ›

Collaborative Twitter reviews are a bit old hat now, so this is an attempt at crowdsourcing opinion for Lady Sov's new track.

Stuart Waterman 3 years ago respond

U2's New Single As Reviewed On Twitter on mychemicaltoilet.com ›

Can't be bothered to review U2's 3,947th single? Ask your Twitter followers to do it for you!

Stuart Waterman 3 years ago respond