1. Surf Science
PAINFULLY UNNECESSARY PUN: For the students who want to sea the world.
WHY MUST YOU WRITE PUNS?!: Graduate with Ha!-ners.
3. Therapeutic Use of Adventure
MAKE IT STOP: The best way to “drop out” of college.
4. Comic Book Art
I WANT TO LOOK AWAY… BUT I CAN’T: Be a valuable edition to the workforce.
5. Bowling Management
KNOCK KNOCK. Who’s There? ANOTHER PUN: Make sure your 9–5 is easy to pick up.
I’M ACTUALLY STARTING TO ENJOY THESE: Maybe you could even get a Puppet Master? …come on, that was a lay-up.
9. Poultry Science
THIS IS FUN: Chicks dig poultry majors.
OK, I’M NOT SURE I LIKE THE PUNS ANYMORE: The teachers speak so fast that you’ll learn a semester’s worth of information just by going once… going twice…
11. Basic Horse Training
HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE?!: Get the career you want without having to saddle for minimum wage.
12. The Beatles
LET IT BE OVER: <—actually that was pretty good.