From breakfast margaritas to Big Papi neck tattoos, Massholes are the best/worst/loudest thing about living in the Boston area. They are all different, but also kinda all the same. Here is a (partial) guide to one of nature’s most hard-partying, beer-soaked, pub-crawling, single-life-livin’ species. For more awesome drunken Mass mayhem, check out Wicked Single, debuting on St. Patrick’s Day 2013.
One of the best ad campaigns of all time. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, fellow Irish (and fake-Irish) drinkers.
Bring back the Shamrock Sundae! On second thought, don’t.
These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.
Guinness is good, but there’s a universe of other stouts out there. Try something new!
This is really, really weird.
You think you’re the only one getting psyched for St. Paddy’s day? You got nothing on these cats.
But can you blame them? Saint Patrick supposedly drove all the snakes from Ireland, after all. The holiday is imbued with horrifyingly speciesist, anti-snake sentiment. IMBUED.
Yeah, this looks about right.