1. Tis’ the season for family photos.
Go ahead and give your mother what she wants for the holidays, a framed photo of you and your siblings as she will always remember you…a pain in the butt.
2. It gives you an excuse to be a cat lady.
During the summer everyone expects you to go outside— now you can just claim it’s too cold.
3. The cold is the perfect excuse to cover up that embarrassing tattoo you have on your back…
In retrospect, maybe a dictionary would have been helpful.
4. It’s beard season!
Women want you, men want to be you. Unless your friends are babyfaces and can’t grow facial hair.
5. People make super creative things out of snow…
Where do they find the time?
6. The decorations are way better.
Get your festivity on!
7. Not many people will notice if you shower.
Just don’t take off all those layers.
8. Most importantly…
The best day of your life. Every time.