2. Your hair always looks good in water…
Seriously!? All the product in the world couldn’t make my hair this pretty.
3. You will always have access to fresh sushi.
See? Ryan knows whats up!
4. The ocean is the biggest and coolest saltwater tank EVER.
If only a shark could fit in my tank… Sigh
6. Brushing you’r hair with a fork is okay.
If only it were that easy.
7. This would never be a problem.
Uhgg, I hate it when that happens!
8. Seashell bras. ‘Nuff said.
I’ll take one in every color please!
Even a few chicks.
10. You would be the coolest thing anyone had ever seen.
11. Wanna go to Fiji? No problem, just swim!
So much cheaper then a plane ticket.
13. Its okay to be a bitch, its kind of expected.
“We were only trying to drown her..”
14. You could ride a dolphin to work.
Ha! Who are we kidding? Your a mermaid, you dont need to work!!