17 Reasons Being A Mermaid Would Be The Coolest Thing Ever

Seashell bras. Need I say more?

1. You could take naps in the bathtub and not die.

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2. Your hair always looks good in water…

Seriously!? All the product in the world couldn’t make my hair this pretty.

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…and out.

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3. You will always have access to fresh sushi.

See? Ryan knows whats up!

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4. The ocean is the biggest and coolest saltwater tank EVER.

If only a shark could fit in my tank… *Sigh*

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5. You would live in a sunken ship or underwater castle.

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6. Brushing you’r hair with a fork is okay.

If only it were that easy.

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7. This would never be a problem.

Uhgg, I hate it when that happens!

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8. Seashell bras. ‘Nuff said.

I’ll take one in every color please!

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9. You would get all the boys attention.

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Even a few chicks.

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10. You would be the coolest thing anyone had ever seen.


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11. Wanna go to Fiji? No problem, just swim!

So much cheaper then a plane ticket.

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12. You get to swim with sharks.

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13. Its okay to be a bitch, its kind of expected.

“We were only trying to drown her..”

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14. You could ride a dolphin to work.

Ha! Who are we kidding? Your a mermaid, you dont need to work!!

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15. Taking showers in a waterfall.

See ya later water bill!!

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16. Everyone loves to hear you sing.

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17. And last, but not least… THIS.

I’m convinced that perfect hair flipping comes with the occupation.

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