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17 Reasons Being A Mermaid Would Be The Coolest Thing Ever

Seashell bras. Need I say more?

1. You could take naps in the bathtub and not die.

2. Your hair always looks good in water…

Seriously!? All the product in the world couldn’t make my hair this pretty.

3. You will always have access to fresh sushi.

See? Ryan knows whats up!

4. The ocean is the biggest and coolest saltwater tank EVER.

If only a shark could fit in my tank… *Sigh*

5. You would live in a sunken ship or underwater castle.

6. Brushing you’r hair with a fork is okay.

If only it were that easy.

7. This would never be a problem.

Uhgg, I hate it when that happens!

8. Seashell bras. ‘Nuff said.

I’ll take one in every color please!

9. You would get all the boys attention.

Even a few chicks.

10. You would be the coolest thing anyone had ever seen.

MIND. BLOWN.

11. Wanna go to Fiji? No problem, just swim!

So much cheaper then a plane ticket.

12. You get to swim with sharks.

13. Its okay to be a bitch, its kind of expected.

“We were only trying to drown her..”

14. You could ride a dolphin to work.

Ha! Who are we kidding? Your a mermaid, you dont need to work!!

15. Taking showers in a waterfall.

See ya later water bill!!

16. Everyone loves to hear you sing.

17. And last, but not least… THIS.

I’m convinced that perfect hair flipping comes with the occupation.

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