And some songs you could listen to a million times, and still not understand all of the lyrics. I still say the Bee Gees sand Bald-headed Woman instead of More Than A Woman!
And some songs you could listen to a million times, and still not understand all of the lyrics. I still say the Bee Gees sand Bald-headed Woman instead of More Than A Woman!
#26 You forgot to mention nowhere near your local filling station.
Gotta love Miss Piggy, a true American icon!
Quite possibly the best tv show ever. RIP Andy Griffith.
Wow, that makes my brain hurt.
You dumb-asses will have to be on waiting lists to get any medical care up there. Shouldn’t the veterans care hospital stories of a few years ago scared the supreme court against upholding this stupid law? Oh well, Canada is still America’s hat.
#37 taken pre-boob reduction surgery, obviously.
#16 taken while he was in sexual therapy treatment, obviously.
The story of her life is nothing but a wreck. I still say this chick will be dead by the time she reaches 30.
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!
I’m surprised that he didn’t remember his famous line from Seinfeld, the show that made him what he is. When talking to Jerry about gays….”Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
Horror movies became more mainstream after this modern-day classic.
The scariest m.f’er in all of horror movies…end of story.
Yes, but when eating vagina, one slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit!
Of course gov. funds were dangerously low, you think trying to get the Star Wars defense initiative off and running was going to be cheap?
The other message Dahmer wrote in the yearbook but wasn’t shown says: “C’mon over Ted, I’m having an old friend of ours for dinner tonight.” Wait for it….BAH-BOOM-TSST!
#6 gay? Just saying, besides he’s smoking B & H’s for God’s sake!
Alan Alda was Hawkeye on M*A*S*H, end of story.
Shitty Food, or Rotten Teeth would have been a better name for England