Dear Buzzfeed, I am worried about your blogger who wrote about men’s chest hair. Clearly, your associate has completely lost their marbles and is certifiably insane. A person who commands men to ixnay on the manscaping is probably the same sort of person who eats their beef without skinning it first because they like the feeling of cow hair on their tongue. These are our own bodies, let us be their masters. If I want to wax, shave, clip, trim, sculpt, braid, curl, twirl, or let run wild the body hair I have on any part of my body, that’s my choice and if you don’t want to live with it, you can go away. My body, my rules. For the record, I clip but don’t shave, and I like my men smooth.