Lauren Ashley Is The New Carrie Prejean

Lauren Ashley, Miss Beverly Hills, has come out strongly against gay people. [Ed Note: Take note, kids - this is the hip new way to become a famous beauty queen: 1) Be attractive. 2) Say some absurd, hateful shit about gay people. 3) Profit. 4) (Optional) Make a sex tape. Lauren Ashley is going to be a star.]

Here's what Ms. Ashley has to say on the topic. She's clearly done some real hard thinking on this one: “I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that’s a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life.”