Craig 'Lazie' Lynch

Facebook fugitive Craig Lynch has been taunting UK police with status updates since he escaped prison in September. He had a very festive Christmas and is looking for a lady to impregnate in the New Year, so you'll want to friend that stat.

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  • he might be in the smaller states, who knows, maybe rhode island, or even p-town

    Derock H.
    2 years ago
  • Kelly M.   Craig 'Lazie' Lynch  about 2 years ago
  • melbourne thinks Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Police won't like looking foolish so he'll be at the top of their to-do-list now. He should have kept quiet and been just one of the many many things on their list.

    melbourne
    2 years ago
  • Hot! He looks like my fantasy Dick Tracy thug.

    Michael A.
    2 years ago
  • tomiswalkingonfifthavenue thinks Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Apparently his latest status update attributes his crimes to a one armed man.

    Chin T.
    2 years ago
  • I went to his Facebook.
    Here's a fun fact: He seems to be particularly sensitive to racism. So at least he's socially conscious fugitive… Frankly, I'm on his side. Why? because FRICK the police, that's why. (that's right, I'll bust out the harsh language when I talk about the establishment)

    ☁Spam Of God☁
    2 years ago
  • Put a shirt on, pasty British douche.

    klaus von blowhole
    2 years ago
  • Basel Tei thinks Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is OMG  about 2 years ago
  • Ida Wannatellya thinks Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • Jeez, what a tool. I can tell he's really thinking and planning ahead here, he's a fugitive but he's leaving a trail of bread crumbs for the cops to follow, he's enjoying his newfound “celebrity” status but he must be unaware of how his inevitable downfall will be just as public. He's running up more charges and more jail time all the while, as are the people who are helping him. Come on. He's not out shopping at any mall carrying around a big stuffed animal and he's not going out to any New Year's party. He's hiding out in someone's house and has who knows how many people catering to his every need, at least until they go broke, get tired of sheltering him or get caught. Anybody want to take bets on how long it will be before he's caught again? My money says before Valentine's Day, and probably less than 50 miles from the prison he escaped from!

    dooflotchie
    2 years ago
  • Bree thinks Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago
  • “Facebook Fugitive”, has a catchy alliterative ring to it.

    Marky
    2 years ago
  • Marky thinks Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is OMG  about 2 years ago
  • i wonder if he'll escape the new year's party. i can't wait to see his movie.

    Jackson G
    2 years ago
  • Jackson G   Craig 'Lazie' Lynch and thinks it’s WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago
  • OpeyKicksAss thinks Craig 'Lazie' Lynch is LOL  about 2 years ago
  • Craig 'Lazie' Lynch was featured on the homepage  about 2 years ago
  • idiot…

    ~DRE~
    2 years ago

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