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Help Take Rick Santorum's Good Name Back From Dan Savage!
This glorious Easter holiday, let’s take back the noble name of Santorum! Let Santorum mean something both beautiful, wondrous and evocative! As a special patriotic feature, we have chosen to respect the Senator’s home state of Pennsylvania by unequivocally and permanently declaring: From this day forward, Santorum will hereby mean a savory mix of milk, potato chips and brook trout!
Korean Dictator Jim Kong Il, Inspiration for the Occupy Wall Street Movement, Dead at 69
Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious “Axis of Evil.” Other members of that select cabal of unholy criminals are now dead, including Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.
Has Men's Tennis Become Dangerously Homoerotic?
Since the days of John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg, there has been a strong current of masculinity in men’s professional tennis. Boys have long viewed these athletes as brotherly role models while women have appreciated them as icons of virility. Recently, with the rise of Latino and Mediterranean practitioners of the sport, that current has taken a decidedly sexual turn. Maybe this isn’t entirely coincidental. Indeed, the marketers behind “Big Tennis” have profited handsomely by using this new image to their commercial advantage. Far too often, today’s professional circuit is dominated by an unnecessarily pornographic tone, with players willingly embracing bare-chested photography and salacious advertising campaigns.
The Selling of "Sarah Palin" and Liberal Fantasy
Predictably, Joe McGinniss's Sarah Palin bio is an outrageous hit piece on one of America’s few remaining political heroes. It is meant to titillate and horrify as we gear up for the 2012 election, but will it resonate? Maybe there are too many Joe McGinnisses floating around these days for such a book to matter.
14 Outrageous Secrets That a Homosexual Will Never Tell You
Today let us pull the curtain back on the gay world for a horrific look at the beginning of the end of traditional morality in America today. What follows is not something for the faint of heart.
Happy Steampunk Day!
June 14th is recognized as International Steampunk day in recognition of H. G. Wells’ birthday. While one might be a little puzzled by the purpose of Steampunk, which on the surface appears to be a sick, God forsaken ‘artistic’ soup of Wild, Wild West; Gnomes and Goblins in World Of Warcraft; and Victorian romantic, industrial magnets – investigations into this world reveal so much more.
Ricky Gervais Comes Under Fire for Inappropriate Messages
It’s hard to imagine comic Ricky Gervais as anything more than a caricature of a European intellectual. Bloated, pompous and forever attired in black t-shirts, he fills the role to a T. Add to this image a difficult accent and an unpleasant sexual persona, and we have some sort of cross between alleged Wikileaks rapist Julian Assange and the character Dieter from the late night comedy skit, “Sprockets.”
What Are the Signs That Your Teen Or Twentysomething is Sexually Active?
Sexual activity among teens and twentysomethings has become epidemic in America. We live in a culture that seems to view promiscuity as essential to a child’s success with his or her peers. Music and television celebrities promote fornication at every turn. The internet has made “hooking up” faster and easier than ever.
Maddow Blames Beck and Other Conservatives for Her Getting Duped by Satirical Website
MSNBC's Rachel Maddow got duped by a fake story that Sarah Palin was calling for an invasion of Egypt. In her followup, she blamed Glenn Beck for her mistakes.
Should Palin Support a US Invasion of Egypt?
The escalating crisis in Egypt could become a defining moment for Sarah Palin. Rioters have taken over the streets, top presidential cabinet members have fled the country and numerous reports of Christians having their phone and internet services cut off have reached America. The thirty-year rein of Hosni Mubarak may be finally reaching an end.
Just Say No to Phish!
The concerts themselves are the foulest orgies of self-indulgent self-satisfaction seen since the tumultuous sixties.
An Encyclopedia of Homosexual Drinking Establishments
From leather clubs to piano bars, no dangerous zone of gay activity goes unturned! (Full list at bottom of page.)
Why American Mothers Are Superior
A response to the controversial Wall Street Journal article claiming that Chinese mothers raise smarter children.
Sarah Palin Becomes the Latest Victim of Tucson Tragedy
Details of the shooting are still emerging, yet a select group of unscrupulous activists has already taken the airwaves to place the blame on an unlikely source. The target of their rhetoric? Potential 2012 presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
The 14 Most Frightening Devices Ever Created to Stop Masturbation
Testicle tasers, codpieces, chastity belts, and 11 other ways society has attempted to stop young boys and girls from enjoying themselves with private fun in the past.
Why Do Hippies Still Exist in America?
From televised street protests to suburban shopping malls, it’s a shocking sight to see groups of ragged, longhaired hippies still prowling the American landscape.