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Detail-obsessed, over-educated, semi-eidetic, auto-didactic, part-time curmudgeon with a long track record of chronic over-achievement in both IT and Arts Management, skilled at telling you what you really should be doing, and considers himself to be an expert in everything... wants to work for you.
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