I love the fact that an asshole (yeah, I said it) actually came here just to deliver a little broken heart. You'd think a gay man would be particularly offended by pointless, mean-spirited intolerance and judgementalism. Or at least, you'd think that if you were a gay man like me. And if you suspected that that particular brand of ugly pettiness stems from some pretty gnarly self-loathing. Snarky twink sarcasm went out of fashion in the 90's Teddy, right around the time crystal meth stopped being the latest cool sex drug and started being that shit that sore-covered derelicts would sell their own mothers for. And the twink attitude—well, that was never “in” except for those who bought into the delusion. And Kapuhi: Thanks for speaking truth to snottiness. Somebody has to be willing to help these lost souls understand that they're being smirked at, not with.

i LOVE my husband's beer belly!!!