True, it wasn’t new when Jesus was written either. :)

*Mary Magdelene.. heh, Mark is funnier though. :)

Severus Snape is Judas, Voldemort is Satan. Obviously. Dumbledore is God, Hermione is Mark Magdelene.. Harry selflessly sacrifices his life for the others in the end, as was inevitable/written at his birth, but comes back to life and evil is defeated. The whole book is a deliberate retelling of the Jesus myth.. ::sigh::

Yeah.. 100% chance of death occurring eventually, so..

WAT

Sometimes they are though. Business Cat is decent. No Bachelor Frog, but still.

The jokes were average and written by someone else. The delivery was TERRIBLE. The reaction shots made it UHMAZZINGGGGGGG

WTF does that mean? Atheists don’t love their dogs? Fuck off.

Jeez.. have a heart.