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18 Reasons Witches Are The Most Badass Bitches In Town

In honor of the powerful comeback witches are making this Halloween season.

1. 18. Witches are badass because they can stay young forever…

Ok, so the Sanderson Sisters totally failed at this…

But Fiona from AHS: Coven is definitely going to figure this immortality shit out.

3. 17. They cast spells with just a twitch of their nose.

Samantha, you could’ve been one badass witch. Gosh, why’d you have to go and try to be “normal?”

4. 16. They know that witches who work together…can, well, beat the devil together.

Just as Cher, Michelle Pfeiffer and Susan Sarandon did to Jack Nicholson’s satanic character in The Witches of Eastwick

5. 15. They use their powers to make the hottest guy in school fall in love with them.

TEEN WITCH, PEOPLE

6. 14. They can also use said power to help their BFF win a rap battle.

7. 13. They get up in the middle of the night to have MIDNIGHT MARGARITAS

Because if you’re a witch, WHY NOT?

8. 12. Witches also have some serious singing chops.

Like these sassy ladies.

Also…Elphaba.

10. 11. They know that being different is actually pretty friggin’ cool.

11. 10. They stick up for their children in amazing ways.

Mrs. Weasley FTW!

12. 9. And they use their incredible strength to help them get through the most complicated romances.

Piper and Leo’s forbidden love is nothing a good witch can’t handle.

13. 8. They’re not afraid to get all dark and twisty to get what they want.

14. 7. Witches also have, like, the BEST outfits.

Mary Poppins was totally a witch, guise.

15. 6. All witches are beautiful.

16. 5. And super smart.

Like Miss Know-It-All, Hermione Granger.

17. 4. They make the best sisters.

The Power of 3.

18. 3. They can fly.

Enough said.

19. 2. They come in Covens, because nothing is more powerful than GIRL POWER.

20. 1. Finally, they know that the only thing they have to be afraid of in this world…is themselves.

Or just Fiona, really. Everyone should be afraid of Fiona.

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