i am that cat.
i am that cat.
i’m a major animal lover but i have a rule, no animals in the bedroom. i figure they’ve already taken over my house so the bedroom is mine. despite that, my cat, coco, sometimes sneaks into my room and jumps on my back (i sleep on my belly) and i’ll let her sleep there for the night. anyway, one day i was getting ready to fall asleep for the night and i felt a cat jump on my back and curl up. i reached back to pet what i thought was coco and there was nothing there. i laid there for a minute, sure of what i was feeling but in disbelief. after a minute i got up and searched my bedroom. no cats. my cat, cameron, passed away several months before so i figured maybe it was him. since then it’s happened a couple of other times but i’m a little less freaked out now. tldr; a ghost cat lives in my bedroom
penultimate and nonplussed
garlic is not beneficial. it can cause anemia. just don’t do it.
never! i had the misfortune of being in st. louis several times (visiting friends) and was taken aback by how rude pretty much every person was. it was the oddest thing i’ve every experienced in my travels. the only cool thing about st. louis was that i saw a guy at a mall that looked just like ron swanson.
old people for the win!
live version of “so real” by jeff buckley….mmmmm
“on a scale of r. kelly to phil spector…” for the sad but accurate win
chicago: first half, no. last half, yes
never change, dolly, never change ❤️
when i was a kid, i was all about #1
i can’t stop laughing at #20! 😂😂😂
magnum p.i was my first crush 😍😍😍
i have a fear of certain plants, especially long, hanging plants. i hate being surrounded by them and avoid it as much as possible
i love jujubee!
the scene where apollonia takes her clothes off and jumps into what she thinks are the waters of lake minnetonka- purple rain.
silly puppy! i love him!
1st grade-“charlotte’s web”. i read it over and over again.
i couldn’t say no to the pizza or the rib meat sandwich but ultimately sex won.
just like i’ll never forgive joss whedon for how he did anya, i will never accept laurie with amy :-P
bill murray is a goddamn national treasure.
i was so grouchy this morning, then i read this and laughed so hard i cried. thanks, buzzfeed :D
i wonder how many thousands of dollars it costs to get to “the bridge”. those people are frickin wack jobs. even worse, i don’t think they know what “literally” means.
that was awesome.
taystee’s dance is everything!
#4: get those nuts away from my face!
latrice is a frickin goddess.
#3&4: yes! ugh!
is that maya rudolph as camel toe annie?! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YNwuk4SwHT8
took the quiz thinking “double dare”, got “double dare”. yes.
head to the roof of my building. i don’t think zombies know how to climb stairs.
# 1 & 2 are those kinda movies where if it happens to be on, i HAVE to watch it!
a group of flamingos are called a flamboyance
i love you rebel wilson!