2.
When you order a nice glass of chardonnay and this happens.
3.
When you're on death row and you finally get pardoned, but — PLOT TWIST — YOU DIED TWO MINUTES AGO.
5.
When you pay for a ride somewhere and then your mate is like, "Um, you know this bus is free, right?"
6.
When someone gives you good advice and you ignore them.
7.
When everyone calls you Mr Play It Safe because you're afraid to fly...
...but you have to take a trip, so you pack your suitcase...
...and kiss your kids goodbye...
...only to have the plane crash.
9.
Or when you pay for something THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE. Like, for example, a ride.
10.
When you're running late, and then you get stuck in a traffic jam.
11.
When there's a no smoking sign on your cigarette break.
12.
When you literally just need a knife but you have only 10,000 spoons.
13.
When you meet the man of your dreams...
...and he introduces you to his beautiful wife.
14.
HONESTLY THOUGH NOTHING IS AS IRONIC THIS.
