This morning, Guy Sebastian was announced as Australia's first entrant for the Eurovision Song Contest. Some FOOLS are against this flawless choice, because they don't understand music or singing or life. Here's why he's perfect for Eurovision.
1. Because he knows how to win a singing competition.
Are you guys serious about winning this thing or nah?!?! Guy has ALREADY WON a singing competition. He can do it again, for all of us. This makes sense.
2. Because he's experienced. You guys, he's been in the industry for 12 years now.
Don't be one of those idiots saying things like "is it 2003 again?" because Guy was literally on tour with his most recent album a fortnight ago. His new album slays, and you look foolish pretending like you don't know that "Mama Ain't Proud" is a bop.
3. Because he has one of the best vocal ranges in the industry...
I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS, YOU ALL WATCHED IDOL. YOU HAVE HEARD HIM HIT NOTES YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER.
4. ...and his vocal control is on point.
5. Because his new album is full of bangers.
"Like a Drum" anyone? "Mama Ain't Proud"? "Linger"? All A++ tracks. Educate yourself!
6. Because if he's good enough to work with the people who invented Motown, he is good enough for all of you.
7. Because ANGELS BROUGHT HIM HERE.
LITERALLY.
8. Because if you don't think "Like A Drum" would be amazing on the Eurovision stage with a ton of back-up dancers and glitter (in true Eurovision style) then you've probably never even seen Eurovision tbh.
View this video on YouTube
Honestly this would be so good. "Like A Drum" was basically made for Eurovision, right??
9. IN CONCLUSION, #GOTHEFRO, YOU FUCKWITS.
...and if you're still not convinced, just think of what could've been?
