1. When he says "Merry Christmas" and you're like "mmm yaaass!"
2. When he looks Kate up and down and you're like "OMG I'm so thirsty."
3. When he blows you a kiss and you can *feel* it.
4. When he's got the moves like Jagger and you're there quoting Rihanna like "I wish you would push up on me."
5. When he looks disappointed and you're like "I am here for you bb Leo I love you foreveeeeerrrr."
6. When he's like "woo hoo!" and you think about that Christina Aguilera song called "Woo Hoo"* that's all about a guy going down on her.
7. When he raises his eyebrows and you're just like "fuck."
8. When you DO want to go to a real party. A SEX PARTY.
9. When he's like "duh!" and you're like "more like dayum tbh."
10. When he giggles and you melt into a puddle.
11. When he's like "uh huh, I see," and you're like "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU IN MY BED!"
12. When he shrugs and you swoon.
13. When he laughs out loud and you're like "yaaass Leo you look so good!"
14. When you get jealous of his fingers because they get to touch his... chin.
15. When he looks full of wonder and whimsy and you can't even deal with that bitch Daisy.
16. When he's like "sorry?" and you're like "don't be, bae. I will love you forever."
17. When he's like "get over yourself," and you're like "I will, but I'll never get over youuuuuuu!"
18. When he sighs contentedly and you're like "THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN'!!!!"
19. When he purses his lips and you're like "PERFECT KISSING TIME COME HERE TO ME."
20. When he shrugs and you're like "*sigh* ... flawless."
21. When he says grace with equally Oscar-snubbed chanteuse Amy Adams and you're just like "I pray that there is no cure for GlandLeo Fever."
22. When you've never wanted to be a cigarette more in your life.
23. When you collapse from dehydration after seeing him glance your way in this GIF.
24. When he stares into the distance... erotically.
25. When he's being bashful but you're way past being shy, quoting Lana like "my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola..."
26. THIS THIS THIS THIS CALL AN AMBULANCE.
