Hey.
Remember that time you did that thing?
And it was super embarrassing?
Like, really, truly mortifying?
And everybody saw?
And heard?
And like, you hoped that no one noticed?
But you know they did.
Because it was totally obvious.
And like... no one ever brings it up...
...at least... not in front of you...
But you know they noticed.
And they probably talk about it.
They definitely remember.
I mean, you remember, so why wouldn't they?
It was so bad.
Oh, God.
OK bye.
Have a good night's sleep tonight.
