17 Pieces Of Bizarre Life Advice From Dolly Magazine In The '90s

    How to dump your boyfriend: Pick your nose and wipe it on him.

    1. Use cultural appropriation to get the boys.

    2. And make sure your appropriation is ~authentic~, with saris, bindis, and body glitter.

    3. Get exotic with "ethnic dressing".

    4. When you're done "ethnic dressing", play cowboys and indians.

    5. Catching a boy is a lot like catching a bug.

    6. Follow these very specific instructions.

    7. Try one of these 15 fast ways to dump your boyfriend.

    8. Get back at your ex with rumours, superglue and elaborate revenge schemes involving week-old prawns.

    9. Lose weight or you'll have a crap summer.

    10. AVOID BUTTONS!

    11. ...unless the button is on a cardigan, winter's newest essential, that is!

    12. Cargo + pockets = fashion goals.

    13. Match your beanie to your poncho.

    14. There's no such thing as too much floral.

    15. Add some pizazz to your wardrobe with crochet.

    16. Body glitter and a handkerchief top is an A+ summer look.

    17. And finally, "always smell as luscious as a rose petal dress."

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