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22 Things All Aussies Have Said In The USA

"Am I supposed to tip this guy?"

1. "Everything is so cheap!"

2. "Wait, tax isn't included?!"

3. "Fucking exchange rate."

4. "What the fuck is a dime about though?"

5. "How much should I tip?"

6. "Do you think I need to tip this guy?"

7. "The Coke here tastes weird."

8. "I just want some Vegemite on toast."

9. "This coffee sucks."

10. "We missed the lights. WHY DON'T THEY MAKE A NOISE?! HOW DO BLIND PEOPLE CROSS THE STREET HERE?!"

11. "This is so much food."

12. "YAAASS FREE POUR THAT DRINK FOR ME YAAASS!"

13. "This drink is straaaawwwwwng."

14. "These straws are so tiny. Why?"

15. "When people say 'you're welcome' I feel like I should thank them again?"

16. "This Big Mac tastes sweet?"

17. "OMG. Walmart is HUGE!"

18. "I almost got run over because I looked the wrong way crossing the street."

19. "WHOLE FOODS IS LITERALLY THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH."

20. "You can buy beer and wine at the pharmacy?!?! FORGET WHOLE FOODS — THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST PLACE ON EARTH."

21. "Wait. You can buy cigarettes at the pharmacy? Lol wut."

22. "This cheese...like... it doesn't have a taste? And it's fluorescent orange? This doesn't seem right?"

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