This whole article is full of cringe.

This is so awesome! Someone should totally make an international edition of Kids of the 90s.

Liked him better when he was just a faux-hawked fat guy behind a screen. Now he just looks like Ron Perlman raided the closet of a Harvard professor who moonlighted as a tech guitarist for Van Halen.

I think Facebook has peaked. Every time I go on there, all I see are reposts and bumper sticker manifestos from someecards saying “I’m a catty bitch, deal with it” or something to that effect.

SSSNNNAAAKKKE!!!!!

Finally! Someone who understands the Gospels of the El Dude Bros!

‘MURICA!

CROSSFIRE! You’ll get caught up in the…CROSSFIRE!

Holy shit, I haven’t seen this in years! I used to watch this all the time when I was a kid. There are a lot more tapes than this, though, and there’s way more neon and suspenders in them.

I remember this was the only sugary cereal my Mom allowed us to have. I guess she didn’t realize how much sweetener was in the stuff. It tasted like it was 85% sugar, which meant that as a kid I was mainlining that shit.

#10: Dude, some kids are preternaturally skilled at disappearing. I guarantee you, if they didn’t have that kid on that kid on that leash, he’d turn sideways and just Disapparate. 11# That’s not mayonnaise, it’s vanilla yogurt. Troll level: Legendary.

Never have I seen “MURICA!” actually take physical form. It’s…glorious.

Ohmigod, I thought I was just experiencing a bunch of neurons misfiring! Nice to know there’s a name for this thing.

At first, I thought, ” Gay, gay, gay, gay…” Then I saw Hobbes and now my face is leaking.

When you’re the King, you need a worthy steed.

Y’know, cocaine does seem like a plausible explanation why she would want Snow White’s heart.

Brought to you by the John Birch Society.

It’s fucking ridiculous. Smartphones are getting better and faster every year (sometimes twice a year) and these telecom giants are still railroading us into these paltry data plans. It’s like if cars could go 750 mph and ran on water instead of gas but we still had to drive on single-lane dirt roads like it was 1893. C’mon, man! My Razor Maxx is my

Pauley D needs to cut down on the tanning, man. The sunlight hits the carpet and reflects off his skin makes him look radioactive.

What Jeff Goldblum wants to tap he WILL tap.