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What It Is Like To Have Sex After A Dry Spell

It happens to the best of us. The important thing to remember is… sex is an important part of life so DON’T SCREW THIS UP!

1. First you wonder if you remember how to do it.

2. You decide alcohol with help give you courage

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3. You try to look good, but end up looking like a hooker

4. DIY bikini wax because you forgot this crucial step

5. You talk about life things you don’t care about

Because that’s what civilized people do

6. It’s kind of awkward at first

Mostly the undressing part

7. Then you both start getting into it

8. THEN you remember all the reasons why sex is the best

9. And you feel pretty proud of yourself, because you did good

10. Hurray for sex!

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